“19 running to 20!” –when asked what her age was. '.Hindi ako sanay kaso di pa naman ako nag-ka-relasyon sa Lisbian eh.' Lisbian or Lesbian?

siyempre cause I'm part of the FHM Top 100 siksiyest woman in the world.' –new list from FHM? Ergo, she is 1 ½ person-or should I say PERSONS? Man, she really has to go back to studying fractions! “ I’m not pure Filipino, I’m half-American, half-Espanyol and half-Filipina”-explaining her roots to the press. Apparently, some people grow ears on their belly-button too… one in particular is Hazel. “Hindi ako yun, because I have EARRINGS ON MY PUSOD!” –talking about an alleged scandalous nude photo/video that has swarmed the internet back in 2004. Here are the funniest (and probably stupidest) quotes I’ve collected so far:

However, that's not the case for these celebs. Sometimes, our very own talents would try to speak in English on interviews thinking that it's their chance to sound cooler-and way smarter to the Filipino audience. I figured, we have way lots of those here in the Philippines too. I was reading an article online titled, “15 Stupidest Celebrity Quotes” and suddenly thought of our local celebs.

Angelica jones quotes